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[29 Sep 2007|01:43pm]
i almost forgot i had this thing. i logged in just to see if it deleted me by default. alas, it has not! yay!
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moving on up... well, down, but up, figuratively [25 Jul 2006|10:19pm]
we'll be north carolina residents as of the first week in september.

weee!!! asheville here we come!!!

there will hopefully be some sort of going-away shindig. it's in the works.
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holy livejournal [23 Jul 2006|11:22pm]
i'm only here because myspace isn't working. (i am so ashamed. what a re-tahhd.)
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[01 Jan 2006|04:57pm]
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mmm. happy new year, for sure.
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the tired bride series [20 Oct 2005|08:39pm]
[ mood | wonderful ]

the following pictures will be included in my upcoming memoir, titled, "AFTER THE WEDDING: How to Cope with Post-Traumatic Wedding Syndrome"

haha... drew was playing around with the camera after we got up to our bridal suite... don't be fooled, i'm at least three bottles of champagne and very few hours of sleep into the evening...

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and four more... )

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[18 Oct 2005|05:57pm]
dear job,

go to hell.

love,

maria
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[29 Jul 2005|11:25am]
[ mood | complacent ]

due to circumstances beyond my control, i am making all entries from here on out friends-only.

and by circumstances, i mean certain prying eyes who misinterpret things i write and blow things out of proportion.

let me know if you're not on my friends list, and i'll add you.

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[18 Jul 2005|01:14pm]
i just heard on the radio that a boy i went to high school with is wanted for robbing a convenience store.

ha.

very sad. or funny, either or.
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[18 Jul 2005|12:43pm]
weeeeeee, drew and i are going to six flags on thursday.... weee!!!
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is it me, or does this sound familiar... hehehe [17 Jul 2005|09:16pm]

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[17 Jul 2005|08:52pm]
sundays are probably my least favorite day of the week... they always have been. it just seems like sundays are too boring for me... i never have to work, but i never have anything to do, either. i just sit. and try and do projects. today i addressed about half of my wedding invitations. and read the first two chapeters of the first harry potter book. (apparently i missed the boat 7 years ago, and i'm just starting out now.)

it's just that sundays have never been desirable for me. even when i was younger and went to church, and then youth group on sundays, they were still unbearably mundane. it seems like sunday is the designated "family time" day... so all of my friends are busy with their mothers--or being mothers-- and i'm just here. bored. my family doesn't really have "days" when we do things together... ugh. and of course drew works on sundays so we can't even do anything together.


i've just been in a pissy mood for the past few days.

blah.
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[14 Jul 2005|02:59pm]


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[14 Jul 2005|01:56pm]
okay, first the rat pack. cool.

then the brat pack. eh, semi 80's cool.

now they are dubbing owen wilson and ben stiller and company the frat pack?

are we as americans that unoriginal? does pop culture just have to repeat itself over and over again?

ick. i'm moving to france. right next to johnny depp.
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romance :) [12 Jul 2005|03:10pm]
tonight drew and i are going to go on a date-date. we go out together often, but we don't really do anything date-like... so we're going to go down to new london and walk on the beach, and eat at this cute little place called schooner's and just enjoy each other's company...

i'm so excited! we both had days off this weekend, and we didn't end up seeing each other but for a few hours, so it's good that we finally get to just relax together. it's going to be a nice night for a ride in the convertible, too.
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[10 Jul 2005|10:43pm]
today i was watching the surreal life and i saw that janice dickinson has the same cell phone as i do.


for some reason it just struck me as funny that the "first supermodel" owns a phone that i got for free.


hrm.


anyway. had a good day in the convertible with my friend todd... went down to mystic and got some sunshine. my cheeks are a little rosy, and those tan lines on my shoulders look like they're gone, thanks to this incredibly cute tube top i got at the limited for $15. i love it--it's SO comfortable and it doesn't look like all the other tube tops i've seen lately. i am terrified of people calling me a fat lady in a tube top, but today as i drove past some adolescent boys on bikes, they said, "damn! i like your car! and you're hot!" and it was really funny.

really funny.
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[06 Jul 2005|09:44pm]
in the spirit of picture posting, here are some photos from our trip down to bonnaroo this summer... there are more in my photobucket thing, but i picked some i liked the most. and i threw a few random ones in, too.

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mmm... [06 Jul 2005|09:13pm]

Here are the pictures from the Publick House... Drew and I went to our tasting (the food was fantastic!) and snapped a few photos so we'd be set on decorations, etc...

 http://photobucket.com/albums/y62/thatgirlmaria/Publick%20House/

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to all you other future brides... [06 Jul 2005|06:39pm]
okay, so i was all mentally prepared to make my own invitations... and now i just don't feel like doing it. so, it takes 3-5 weeks for invitations to come in when you order them... if i ordered them NOW, they'd be here in the beginning of August... i want RSVP's by the middle of september for my wedding, which is october 2nd...

so in timeframes, that means:

august 5-15: invitations sent out
september 5-15: rsvp due
october 2: wedding


is that too tight of a timeframe?
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[29 Jun 2005|02:35pm]
YEAH, SO THIS WAS WAY OFF. WAY, WAY OFF.

Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in

1. shag carpet score: 3 NOT AT ALL

2. water slides score: 3 EH, SURE

3. the emporers new groove score: 2 CUTE MOVIE

4. lunchables score: 2 ABSOLUTELY NOT

5. floggin molly score: 2 ABSOLUTELY NOT

6. wooden spoons score: 2 HOLY SHIT I LOVE WOODEN UTENSILS

7. nashua score: 2 I WENT TO THE MALL IN NASHUA ONCE. IT WAS TERRIBLY COMMON

8. bumble bees score: 2 I FRICKIN HATE BEES

9. eye glitter score: 2
10. precision body arts score: 2 I ALSO HATE EYE GLITTER

11. racheal ray score: 2 OKAY, I LOVE RACHAEL RAY

12. birkenstock score: 2 TAKE EM OR LEAVE EM

13. giving good advice score: 2 LOVE TO DO SO

14. your birthday score: 2 WHO DOESN'T LOVE THEIR BIRTHDAY?

15. sylvia's country kitchen score: 2 WHA?

16. dominoes score: 2 YEAH, WHEN I WAS TEN

17. non score: 2 WTF?

18. sound tribe sector 9 score: 2 I ACTUALLY DO LIKE STS9

19. confetti score: 2 UHM, NOT REALLY A FAN

20. the 1920's score: 2 SURE, WHY NOT?


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[07 Jun 2005|06:41pm]
[ mood | happy ]

well, i'm goign to sleep so i can drive to tennessee tonight. bon voyage! bonnaroooooo!!!!

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